Here is a link to my watchlist and my picks for so bad it’s good movies of the year.
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Worst Movies of 2019
Tag: Star Wars
Two films came out last week.
I think we all have that story stuck in our heads that we can’t let go of.
SPOILERS!!!!!! If you haven’t seen Guardians of the Galaxy before reading this, it’s advised you do. It’s advised you do either way-it’s a good film! Anyway:
So this rant was gonna take an entirely different direction originally.
SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! This is a discussion about the Star Wars saga and it’s mythology, and thus I spoil every movie in the series sans Rogue One. You’ve been warned.
To start off this post, an aside; I’ve been rewatching my favourite show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in lieu of its 20th anniversary.
After the devastating blow given by the First Order in The Force Awakens, The Resistance led by General Leia Organa (Carrie Fisher) leaves their base to escape their impending capture.
(SPOILER WARNING FROM HEREON OUT!!!!! I spoil absolutely every aspect of this movie in this review. You have been warned)
Inevitably Preamble-y Intro
I try my best to avoid using the word ‘pretentious’ when it comes to film criticism.
(Originally published 17 August 2016)
“The Force Awakens is a carbon copy of A New Hope!!!!”
Everyone and their dogs
