The Book of Henry: A Review/Rant/Something

(SPOILER WARNING FROM HEREON OUT!!!!! I spoil absolutely every aspect of this movie in this review. You have been warned)

Inevitably Preamble-y Intro

I try my best to avoid using the word ‘pretentious’ when it comes to film criticism.

Movie Review: Spider-Man 3

(originally published 11 July 2014)

SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.

I really didn’t want to hate this movie. Like, really.