SPOILERS!!!!!! This is a full review of Captain America: Winter Soldier where I give everything about the film away. Please be sure to check it out before reading this. It’s pretty good!
Click here to read my Ant Man review, here for Avenger: Age of Ultron and here for Guardians of the Galaxy.
Alright. Let’s talk Captain America: Winter Soldier. One of the most beloved films in the MCU.
Let me just open this by saying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! This review spoils Prometheus and Alien. You have been warned.
So another fecking Alien movie came out.
(Originally published 13 October 2016)
WARNING!!!! This blog post SPOILS the entirety of the Suicide Squad movie! If you have not seen it yet and wish to go in unspoiled, proceed with caution. Or…don’t read it until after you’ve seen the movie. Whichever works, yo.
You know what they say; all great critics review movies over two months after they come out (they totally say that look it up shut up).
(Originally published 21 February 2015)
“You know sometimes, I think I’ve felt everything I’m ever gonna feel, and I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser bursts of what I’ve already felt.”
(originally posted December 17 2014)
SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.
I have been a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan since as long as I can remember.
(originally published 11 July 2014)
SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.
I really didn’t want to hate this movie. Like, really.
(originally published 2 July 2014)
SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.
Sequels, as a rule, don’t tend to be as good as the original.
(originally published June 17 2014)
SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.
I did not really care for the latest Spider-Man movie.
You Call Yourself a Film Critic 