Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a race between the Resistance and the First Order to find Luke Skywalker.
Passengers is about a man who dooms a woman to live out the rest of her life with only him, after he is woken out of cryogenic sleep on a voyage in deep space too early for him to survive the journey awake and the loneliness drives him mad.
Collateral Beauty sees a man inconsolably grief stricken by the loss of his daughter that he writes to love, time and death as if they were people for therapy, his friends find this out and decide to gaslight him by hiring actors to embody those concepts, talk to him, and edit them out digitally to prove to the board at the company they all work at that he’s gone insane and fire him because his inactivity is causing them to go under.
What do all of these have in common? Continue reading ““In Our World…” My Problems With Modern Movie Trailers and Marketing”
Click here for So Bad It’s Good, here for Worst Movies 37-11, here for Best Movies 36-11, and here for Worst Movies 10-1. Continue reading “2016: Best Movies, Nate’s Honourable Mentions + 10-1”
(Originally published 4 December 2016)
(SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! Later on down the article, I will be discussing The Accountant as a whole, and will therefore spoil the entire goddamn movie. You have been warned)
Sooooo…they made an action hero autistic man with math powers. Continue reading “My Problems With: The Accountant and Making a Marvel”
(Originally published 13 October 2016)
WARNING!!!! This blog post SPOILS the entirety of the Suicide Squad movie! If you have not seen it yet and wish to go in unspoiled, proceed with caution. Or…don’t read it until after you’ve seen the movie. Whichever works, yo.
You know what they say; all great critics review movies over two months after they come out (they totally say that look it up shut up). Continue reading “Review: Suicide Squad, and My Problems with the Negatives of the Negative”
(Originally published 20 February 2016)
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(originally published 2 July 2014)
SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.
Sequels, as a rule, don’t tend to be as good as the original. Continue reading “Movie Review: Spider-Man 2”