No preamble here. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is shit, here’s why. Spoilers for the entire movie ahead.
Tag: Jurassic Park
(SPOILER WARNING FROM HEREON OUT!!!!! I spoil absolutely every aspect of this movie in this review. You have been warned)
Inevitably Preamble-y Intro
I try my best to avoid using the word ‘pretentious’ when it comes to film criticism.
You Call Yourself a Film Critic 