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My Problems With: Yoga Hosers, and the Failings of a Beloved Director

Post author By You Call Yourself a Film Critic
Post date April 16, 2019
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Yoga Hosers is the second in Kevin Smith’s…Canada Trilogy.

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Tags Askewniverse, Clerks, Comedy, Comedy Question mark, Fall of a star, Harley Quinn Smith, Jason Mewes, Jay and Silent Bob, Jersey Girl, Johnny Depp, Kevin Smith, Lily-Rose Depp, Tusk, Yoga Hosers

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Cork French Film Festival 2019

Post author By You Call Yourself a Film Critic
Post date March 22, 2019
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This is more of a way to easily get access to reviews I did for the Cork French Film Festival.

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I Recall the Plot of Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald so You Don’t Have to Watch it

Post author By You Call Yourself a Film Critic
Post date December 10, 2018
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The Harry Potter franchise has reached this sacred cow status that has people really, really invested in them.

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Tags Albus Dumbledore, Dumbledore, Eddie Redmayne, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Gellart Grindelwald, Harry Potter, Harry Potter Movies, JK Rowling, Johnny Depp, Jude Law, magic, magic in film, Newt Scamander, spoilers, summary, Wizarding World, Zoe Kravitz

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2017: Worst of, 10-1

Post author By You Call Yourself a Film Critic
Post date January 4, 2018
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Click here to read my Watchlist and Guilty Pleasures list, here for my Worst list 24-11 and here for my Best list 23-11.

Right, no time to waste! Let’s continue this with my 10 worst films of 2017.

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Tags Bitter Harvest, bottom 10, Candy Crush, Carrie-Anne Moss, Charles Manson, Charlie Day, Cheryl Ladd, Christian, Christian films, Christina Hendrix, Colin Treverrow, Dean Norris, Dirty Grandpa, Doug Jones, Emojis, famine, Fatal Attractions, Faye Dunaway, Fist Fight, fundamentalist christianity, Harley Quinn Smith, Holomodovar, Horror, Horror films, Ice Cube, Instagram, January, Jesus, Jillian Bell, JK Simmons, Johnny Depp, Katherine Hiegl, Kevin Smith, LEGO, Lily-Rose Depp, Manson Family, Michael Fassbender, Octavia Spenser, orthodox christianity, Rosario Dawson, Sam Worthington, Sharon Tate, Soviet Union, Spirituality, The Book of Henry, The Bye-Bye Man, The Emoji Movie, The LEGO Movie, The Shack, The Snowman, Tomas Alfredson, Tracy Morgan, Tusk, Ukraine, Ukrainian, Unforgettable, Val Kilmer, Wolves at the Door, Worst of 2017, Yoga Hosers, YouTube

Not-Even-Remotely-Quick Critique: Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge

Post author By You Call Yourself a Film Critic
Post date June 25, 2017
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Oooookay, trying to sum up the plot of a Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Here goes nothing:

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Tags Brenton Thwaites, Captain Jack Sparrow, Eeeeeeeeend, Espen Sandberg, Geoffrey Rush, Gore Verbinski, Javier Bardem, Joachim Ronning, Johnny Depp, Kaya Scodelario, Kiera Knightley, Kon-Tiki, Orlando Bloom, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man Tell No Tales, Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge, Rob Marshall