2017: Worst of, 10-1

Click here to read my Watchlist and Guilty Pleasures list, here for my Worst list 24-11 and here for my Best list 23-11.

Right, no time to waste! Let’s continue this with my 10 worst films of 2017.

Why Justice League Doesn’t Work. Kind of

NOTE: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR JUSTICE LEAGUE!!!!! I reveal the whole damn thing

I did not care for Man of Steel.

I really hated Batman vs Superman. Podcast here, and it got on my worst of 2016 list here.

Suicide Squad was also pretty bad. Review here. It also made my 2016 worst list here.

Wonder Woman was way better than it had any right to be. Review here.

The DCEU has not had the greatest track record. Like, at all.

Quick Roast: The Snowman

Do you want to see The Snowman?
The trailer looks a hit
Well, I’m sorry to now break to you
But it is true
This movie’s really shit!

My Problems With: The Accountant and Making a Marvel

(Originally published 4 December 2016)

(SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! Later on down the article, I will be discussing The Accountant as a whole, and will therefore spoil the entire goddamn movie. You have been warned)

Sooooo…they made an action hero autistic man with math powers.

Movie Review: Spider-Man 3

(originally published 11 July 2014)

SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.

I really didn’t want to hate this movie. Like, really.

Movie Review: Spider-Man 2

(originally published 2 July 2014)

SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.

Sequels, as a rule, don’t tend to be as good as the original.

Movie Review: Spider-Man

(originally published June 17 2014)

SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.

I did not really care for the latest Spider-Man movie.