I was 10 when the original X-Men came out in cinemas. Going to the now-closed Douglas Cinema, I was told to lie to the ticket guy and say I was 12 because the film was 12s. Lining up with my cousin, the lad asks what our age is. I pause and hesitate.
Disney recently revealed why they’re dropping Li Shang, the love interest of 1998’s Mulan, out of their live-action adaptation of the film. And it’s, like, really dumb.
So I haven’t done a rant in quite a while on this blog. And no time like the present; I mean there’s a remake of one of the seminal movies of my childhood out now!Â
Shortly after their takedown of the Underminer (John Ratzenberger), The Parr family are arrested and their relocation programme is shut down.
This will be split down into non-spoiler discussion and then spoiler discussion. The split will be clearly marked in the text. Moving on:
Truth be told, it’s kind of hard to bring up a lot of things I want to say about Infinity War without just being redundant.
SPOILERS!!!!!!!! I spoil goddamn everything in Moana, consider yourselves warned.
Moana is about climate change, and I can prove it!
SPOILER…warning? I guess? I mean, I’m giving away one of the most known Disney ‘twists’ of all Disney ‘twists’, and the movie’s nearing a quarter of a century old, so….yeah. I dunno, I reveal everything in The Lion King below. There’s your warning. I s’pose.
There’s this review of The Lion King made by a guy on YouTube called Confused Matthew.
Miguel Rivera (Anthony Gonzalez) is a young boy from Mexico who dreams of being a musician.
Adaptations are hard.
WARNING: Spoilers for pretty much every major Disney animated musical released from 1989-1999. Also Beauty and the Beast 2017. Also Shrek.
So I initially wanted to make this about the total bullshit about Belle having Stockholm Syndrome,
You Call Yourself a Film Critic 