SPOILERS!!!!!! If you haven’t seen Guardians of the Galaxy before reading this, it’s advised you do. It’s advised you do either way-it’s a good film! Anyway:
No preamble here. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is shit, here’s why. Spoilers for the entire movie ahead.
The Guardians of the fricking Galaxy are back!
(Originally published 21 February 2015)
“You know sometimes, I think I’ve felt everything I’m ever gonna feel, and I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser bursts of what I’ve already felt.”