Quick Critique: The Odyssey

The Odyssey is a biopic on the life of Jacques-Yves Cousteau (Lambert Wilson), a world-famous explorer, filmmaker, inventor and later environmental activist. Continue reading “Quick Critique: The Odyssey”


Quick Roast: Everything, Everything

(SPOILER WARNING!!!!! This review SPOILS…everything in Everything, Everything. Proceed only if you’ve watched the film or you just don’t care. I’d recommend the latter attitude, but I shan’t dictate your viewing experiences)

Fuck this movie! Fuck it hard! Continue reading “Quick Roast: Everything, Everything”

Quick Critique: Atomic Blonde

It’s the tail end of the Cold War, weeks before the fall of the Berlin Wall. Continue reading “Quick Critique: Atomic Blonde”


Quick Critique: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Valerian (Dane DeHaan) and Laureline (Cara Delevingne) are government agents on Alpha, an artificially-created planet comprised of beings all around the galaxy peacefully coexisting and collaborating. Continue reading “Quick Critique: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets”


Quick Critique: The Emoji Movie

Gene (T.J. Miller) is a meh emoji that lives in the Smartphone app-based city of Continue reading “Quick Critique: The Emoji Movie”


The Book of Henry: A Review/Rant/Something

(SPOILER WARNING FROM HEREON OUT!!!!! I spoil absolutely every aspect of this movie in this review. You have been warned)

Inevitably Preamble-y Intro

I try my best to avoid using the word ‘pretentious’ when it comes to film criticism. Continue reading “The Book of Henry: A Review/Rant/Something”


Quick Critique: Alien Covenant

Well. Kinda talked myself into this one. Continue reading “Quick Critique: Alien Covenant”