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Quick (-ish) Critique: The Limehouse Golem

Victorian London has been shaken up by a series of gruesome murders in Limehouse, the culprit dubbed ‘The Limehouse Golem’ by the press.

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Quick Critique: Logan Lucky

Jimmy Logan (Channing Tatum) is part of the Logan family, believed to be cursed with bad luck in their local town in West Virginia.

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Quick Critique: The Odyssey

The Odyssey is a biopic on the life of Jacques-Yves Cousteau (Lambert Wilson), a world-famous explorer, filmmaker, inventor and later environmental activist.

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Quick Roast: Everything, Everything

(SPOILER WARNING!!!!! This review SPOILS…everything in Everything, Everything. Proceed only if you’ve watched the film or you just don’t care. I’d recommend the latter attitude, but I shan’t dictate your viewing experiences)

Fuck this movie! Fuck it hard!

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Quick Critique: Atomic Blonde

It’s the tail end of the Cold War, weeks before the fall of the Berlin Wall.

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Quick Critique: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Valerian (Dane DeHaan) and Laureline (Cara Delevingne) are government agents on Alpha, an artificially-created planet comprised of beings all around the galaxy peacefully coexisting and collaborating.

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Quick Critique: The Emoji Movie

Gene (T.J. Miller) is a meh emoji that lives in the Smartphone app-based city of

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Quick Critique: Alien Covenant

Well. Kinda talked myself into this one.

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Quick Critique: Wonder Woman

Princess Diana (Gal Gadot) is an Amazonian from an island called Themyscira.

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Not-Even-Remotely-Quick Critique: Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge

Oooookay, trying to sum up the plot of a Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Here goes nothing: