WARNING: Spoilers for pretty much every major Disney animated musical released from 1989-1999. Also Beauty and the Beast 2017. Also Shrek.
So I initially wanted to make this about the total bullshit about Belle having Stockholm Syndrome, Continue reading “My Problems With: Belle and Character Motivation in Beauty and the Beast (1991)”
(Originally published 4 December 2016)
(SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! Later on down the article, I will be discussing The Accountant as a whole, and will therefore spoil the entire goddamn movie. You have been warned)
Sooooo…they made an action hero autistic man with math powers. Continue reading “My Problems With: The Accountant and Making a Marvel”
(Originally published 13 October 2016)
WARNING!!!! This blog post SPOILS the entirety of the Suicide Squad movie! If you have not seen it yet and wish to go in unspoiled, proceed with caution. Or…don’t read it until after you’ve seen the movie. Whichever works, yo.
You know what they say; all great critics review movies over two months after they come out (they totally say that look it up shut up). Continue reading “Review: Suicide Squad, and My Problems with the Negatives of the Negative”
(Originally published 17 August 2016)
“The Force Awakens is a carbon copy of A New Hope!!!!”
Everyone and their dogs Continue reading “My Problems with: Star Wars and Legacy”
(Originally published 15 July 2016)
WARNING: This review contains spoilers for the movie Trainwreck. As in, I spoil the entire damn movie and talk about it like you’ve watched it. While having seen the movie is not essential to reading this, it does give you more context for the points I bring up, and of course do not read further if you wish to see the movie spoiler-free. Continue reading “My Problems with: The Feminism of Trainwreck”