Review: Prometheus

SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! This review spoils Prometheus and Alien. You have been warned.

So another fecking Alien movie came out. Continue reading “Review: Prometheus”

Review: Suicide Squad, and My Problems with the Negatives of the Negative

(Originally published 13 October 2016)

WARNING!!!! This blog post SPOILS the entirety of the Suicide Squad movie! If you have not seen it yet and wish to go in unspoiled, proceed with caution. Or…don’t read it until after you’ve seen the movie. Whichever works, yo.

You know what they say; all great critics review movies over two months after they come out (they totally say that look it up shut up). Continue reading “Review: Suicide Squad, and My Problems with the Negatives of the Negative”

Movie Review: Her

(Originally published 21 February 2015)

“You know sometimes, I think I’ve felt everything I’m ever gonna feel, and I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser bursts of what I’ve already felt.” Continue reading “Movie Review: Her”

Movie Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

(originally posted December 17 2014)

SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.

I have been a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan since as long as I can remember. Continue reading “Movie Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)”

Movie Review: Spider-Man 3

(originally published 11 July 2014)

SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.

I really didn’t want to hate this movie. Like, really. Continue reading “Movie Review: Spider-Man 3”

Movie Review: Spider-Man 2

(originally published 2 July 2014)

SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.

Sequels, as a rule, don’t tend to be as good as the original. Continue reading “Movie Review: Spider-Man 2”

Movie Review: Spider-Man

(originally published June 17 2014)

SPOILER WARNING: I spoil pretty much the entire damn movie. Proceed with caution.

I did not really care for the latest Spider-Man movie. Continue reading “Movie Review: Spider-Man”