On May 4 2008, Iron Man premiered in the US onto the big screen. Continue reading “Marvel Cinematic Universe: Ant Man”
A Wrinkle in Time is a 1962 science fiction novel written by Madeleine L’Engle. Continue reading “A Wrinkle in Time, and Death of the Author”
This will be split down into non-spoiler discussion and then spoiler discussion. The split will be clearly marked in the text. Moving on:
Truth be told, it’s kind of hard to bring up a lot of things I want to say about Infinity War without just being redundant. Continue reading “Avengers: Infinity War-A Rant. Mostly”
Let me just open this by saying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Continue reading “Review: Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas”
(SPOILER WARNING FROM HEREON OUT!!!!! I spoil absolutely every aspect of this movie in this review. You have been warned)
Inevitably Preamble-y Intro
I try my best to avoid using the word ‘pretentious’ when it comes to film criticism. Continue reading “The Book of Henry: A Review/Rant/Something”
SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! This review spoils Prometheus and Alien. You have been warned.
So another fecking Alien movie came out. Continue reading “Review: Prometheus”
(Originally published 13 October 2016)
WARNING!!!! This blog post SPOILS the entirety of the Suicide Squad movie! If you have not seen it yet and wish to go in unspoiled, proceed with caution. Or…don’t read it until after you’ve seen the movie. Whichever works, yo.
You know what they say; all great critics review movies over two months after they come out (they totally say that look it up shut up). Continue reading “Review: Suicide Squad, and My Problems with the Negatives of the Negative”