Quick Critique: Atomic Blonde

It’s the tail end of the Cold War, weeks before the fall of the Berlin Wall.

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Quick Critique: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Valerian (Dane DeHaan) and Laureline (Cara Delevingne) are government agents on Alpha, an artificially-created planet comprised of beings all around the galaxy peacefully coexisting and collaborating.

Quick Critique: The Emoji Movie

Gene (T.J. Miller) is a meh emoji that lives in the Smartphone app-based city of

The Book of Henry: A Review/Rant/Something

(SPOILER WARNING FROM HEREON OUT!!!!! I spoil absolutely every aspect of this movie in this review. You have been warned)

Inevitably Preamble-y Intro

I try my best to avoid using the word ‘pretentious’ when it comes to film criticism.