Quick Critique: Alien Covenant

Well. Kinda talked myself into this one. Continue reading “Quick Critique: Alien Covenant”

Quick Critique: Wonder Woman

Princess Diana (Gal Gadot) is an Amazonian from an island called Themyscira. Continue reading “Quick Critique: Wonder Woman”

Not-Even-Remotely-Quick Critique: Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge

Oooookay, trying to sum up the plot of a Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Here goes nothing: Continue reading “Not-Even-Remotely-Quick Critique: Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge”

Quick Critique: Snatched

Emily (Amy Schumer) gets dumped right before her planned trip to Ecuador, leaving her facing the prospect of going alone. Rather than face that, however, she coaxes her reticent, worrywart mother Linda (Goldie Hawn) into coming with her. Continue reading “Quick Critique: Snatched”

What I Like About: The ‘Experience’ Scene in Mommy

SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! This article spoils the entirety of MommyIt would be advisable you watch the movie before reading it. I implore you to do so, it’s a feckin’ masterpiece.

Mommy ended up on my 2015 best list, coming in second only behind Birdman. Continue reading “What I Like About: The ‘Experience’ Scene in Mommy”

Review: Prometheus

SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! This review spoils Prometheus and Alien. You have been warned.

So another fecking Alien movie came out. Continue reading “Review: Prometheus”