Princess Diana (Gal Gadot) is an Amazonian from an island called Themyscira.
Oooookay, trying to sum up the plot of a Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Here goes nothing:
Emily (Amy Schumer) gets dumped right before her planned trip to Ecuador, leaving her facing the prospect of going alone. Rather than face that, however, she coaxes her reticent, worrywart mother Linda (Goldie Hawn) into coming with her.
SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! This article spoils the entirety of Mommy. It would be advisable you watch the movie before reading it. I implore you to do so, it’s a feckin’ masterpiece.
Mommy ended up on my 2015 best list, coming in second only behind Birdman.
SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! This review spoils Prometheus and Alien. You have been warned.
So another fecking Alien movie came out.