Podcast: Horrorthon 2016

(Originally published 17 November-19 December 2016)

Intro/Tuesday & Thursday:

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My Problems With: The Accountant and Making a Marvel

(Originally published 4 December 2016)

(SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! Later on down the article, I will be discussing The Accountant as a whole, and will therefore spoil the entire goddamn movie. You have been warned)

Sooooo…they made an action hero autistic man with math powers. Continue reading “My Problems With: The Accountant and Making a Marvel”

IndieCork 2016

(Originally published October 23 2016)

So I went to IndieCork 2016 last week! Due to working on other articles, I wasn’t able to get around to doing my usual festival thing of reviewing what I considered to be the most interesting movie I saw that week, and instead decided to make a master post giving a (hopefully) brief overview of every screening I was at. Continue reading “IndieCork 2016”

Review: Suicide Squad, and My Problems with the Negatives of the Negative

(Originally published 13 October 2016)

WARNING!!!! This blog post SPOILS the entirety of the Suicide Squad movie! If you have not seen it yet and wish to go in unspoiled, proceed with caution. Or…don’t read it until after you’ve seen the movie. Whichever works, yo.

You know what they say; all great critics review movies over two months after they come out (they totally say that look it up shut up). Continue reading “Review: Suicide Squad, and My Problems with the Negatives of the Negative”

Quick Critique: Kubo and the Two Strings

(Originally published 13 September 2016)

Kubo (Art Parkinson) is a young boy who lives in a mountain cave with his ill mother (Charlize Theron). He routinely goes down to a local village to create stories by magically controlling origami figures using his shamisen. He must always returning home before dark, as him and his mother are in hiding from his grandfather the Moon King (Ralph Fiennes) and his evil aunts (Rooney Mara). However, Kubo accidentally breaks this curfew, informing his aunts of his location. After barely escaping them, he journeys with a monkey totem that was magically brought to life and a man cursed to be a beetle (Matthew McConaughey) in order to find mystical items that will help defeat his aunts and grandfather. Continue reading “Quick Critique: Kubo and the Two Strings”

Quick Critique: Nerve

(Originally published 19 August 2016)

One of the leading semi-trends in Hollywood’s endless crusade to appeal to young morons is this kind of ‘technophobic’ subgenre. Modernising these usual horror and thriller tropes and attributing them to the tech-savvy social media generation. And mostly they suck, probably because they’re written who have no understanding of how the internet and teenagers coalesce. Continue reading “Quick Critique: Nerve”

My Problems with: Star Wars and Legacy

(Originally published 17 August 2016)

“The Force Awakens is a carbon copy of A New Hope!!!!”
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